‘How Not to Get Eaten By Ewoks’ is the Hilarious ‘Star Wars’ Survival Guide You Didn’t Know You Needed

Stormtoopers, ewoks, and tusken raiders, oh my! The Star Wars galaxy is filled to the brim with dangerous evils and environments, ensuring that you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Luckily, thanks to How Not to Get Eaten By Ewoks, your chance of survival in the world of Star Wars has greatly increased as author Cristian Blauvet shares his vast knowledge of the universe to provide great survival tips against the many threats you will find during your intergalactic travels. 

Whether you’re fleeing your fate as Ewok lunch on the Forest of Endor, or perhaps a bounty hunter on the run from the law, there are important survival tips to keep a note of in your journey. This guidebook separates these challenges into subsections that dive deep into the environments you may encounter, the inhabitants you may meet, and the creatures who may desire that you make for a delicious breakfast. While some of these fates may be grim, talking about these potential outcomes are the only way to ensure you don’t end up as someone’s frozen carbonite art display. 

After all, this book learns from the best; legends of the galaxy who have faded into myths as their stories continue to span across generations. Whether it be through their noble actions and their courage, their survival skills amongst these challenges are the very foundation of this book. This book will help identify the most dangerous issues that one faces when going up in heroic motivations, from the dangerous organized crime that rules the darkest shadows of the galaxy, the all-too-powerful Sith and their evil Force-controlled mind-tricks, and the shortage of food brought through the dangerous military occupation of local planets in the outer rim. This book suggests best practices depending on the lifestyle that you choose, outlining the survival techniques that those looking to keep a low-profile should stick to in order to avoid an encounter with the Empire. For those brave enough (and sometimes foolish enough) to attempt to shake up the rigid status quo created by the treacherous Empire or First Order, there are plenty of tips to help you in your efforts to help you stay alive for as long as possible. 

With Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge now open on both at Disneyland and Walt Disney World, these important survival skills have never been more relevant. When visiting Batuu, or any other location in the vast galaxy, the only way to survival is by being aware and conscious of the threats that can pass through any single environment quicker than the ability to jump to lightspeed. You don’t have to take our word for it, but remember; dead bounty hunters tell no tales. 

How Not to Get Eaten By Ewoks is another hilarious and expertly detailed book from a partnership by Disney and DK Publishing. Its author, Cristian Blauvelt is perhaps one of the most qualified to discuss the Star Wars universe at large, having written several books for DK Publishing about Star Wars, including Star Wars Made Easy, which we reviewed last year. It’s wonderful to see such an inventive, hilarious new title from Disney, and it makes for the perfect new book that Star Wars fans will want to check out. Be sure to pick up your copy today and significantly increase your lifespan before you come face-to-face with a Rancor. 

How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks is now available for purchase from DK Publishing